A MIDWEST TRADITION
Marvel at the manifestations of mercurial morsels mashed and minced into majestic mastication. Midwest Mary’s Meat Malts maintains a proud tradition of distilling the flavors of your favorite meals and blending them into a lukewarm slurry. Bring your friends, family, and anyone who doesn’t suffer from high blood pressure to our soda fountain/butchery.
Open: 7 Days a Week
3 PM – 9PM
“Malts so good… they leave an oily film in your mouth.”